[Ricky pulls up next to Randy and Jim]
Hey, guys. Don't want any trouble. Just got out of jail, I'm a new man. I got lots of money, all right? So I don't want to start any bullshit. What I do want is a brand new double-wide trailer. The nicest one you got.
That'll cost you, Ricky.
Yeah? Well, here's a thousand dollars down, for hook-up fees and six month's lease up front.
Where the hell'd you get that kind of money?
I got lots of money, Lahey.
[Julian rolls past in a new Ford Mustang convertible, stereo thumping]
Oh, I get it. Never mind.
Lahey, I've got my own money, all right? I got lots of it in an endless supply. I want a double-wide trailer by 5:00 tomorrow or I'm calling Barbara. Simple as that.
Ricky, I'm not hauling anything in this park unless I get $5,000 down.
Believe me, I'd give you the money right now, but I don't trust either one of you fuck row knots.
Yeah? And I don't trust you, shit bat. Collateral, Rick, or no trailer.
Fine. I'll give you some collateral. Why don't you go around and tell everybody in this park that I'll kiss your bare ass if I don't have the money by five o'clock tomorrow? That's some fucking collateral, isn't it?
You'll kiss his bare ass?
That's what I said, dumbass.
Ricky, that would mean that you'd agree to play by Sunnyvale Trailer Park rules. You willing to put that in writing?
Gimme a fucking pen!
Get a lease agreement, Randy. Special clauses. Rick?
[Jim hands Ricky a pen, Ricky gives Lahey a twenty dollar bill]
That's for the pen. And you know what? I get out of jail, I try to start things off on the right foot. And you wouldn't do that, would you? So I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off. Leave me alone. Just give me my trailer and fuck off.
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