[Ricky and Julian are driving home, only to be met at the entrance to Sunnyvale by Lahey and Randy. Randy is shining a bright light right at them.]
Oh, for fucks sakes. [sighs] Fucking kidding me!
[Peering into Julian's truck] And how's our little gunshot victim tonight?
Ricky What's this shit?
It is my duty to inform you…
[Two kids carrying glass bottles approach the front gate on bikes and skateboards. Randy quickly notices.]
Bottle kids!
[Julian, Ricky, Randy, and Lahey take cover]
Jesus!
[The kids throw their bottles at Julian’s windshield, shattering upon impact]
Christ!
[The kids make their getaway]
Get back here, you little buggers!
Go deal with that, Lahey, instead of worrying about us!
Just relax, Ricky. We're taking care of it.
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