[A dog barks off in the distance]
Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya! I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya!
Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! [cuts to Julian inside the trailer] Well, I've been out of jail for a week now, and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college.
Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here.
I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting.
Stop fucking barking!
[Gunshots are heard as Julian runs out of his trailer to see Ricky firing his pistol]
Ricky, what are you shooting at?!
Shut the fuck up! [to Julian] Squirrels and dogs and assholes! [fires off his pistol once more] Shut up!
Ricky! Ricky! Hold your fire! [walks towards Ricky] What are you doing?
Shh, shh. Listen, listen.
[The dog continues to bark]
Asshole. [fires off his pistol]
Ricky, what are you doing? We're on probation, man.
I'm trying to get some sleep here, Julian.
Do you want to go back to jail?
I can't handle this livin'-in-a-car shit.
Do you want to go back to jail?
Listen to this shit. [fires his pistol again]
Get in the car. [pushes Ricky into the car] Get in the car.
STOP FUCKIN' FIRIN'!
[Ricky honks the horn to get the dog to stop barking]
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Shut up!
I wish everyone would shut the fuck up out there.
Ricky, what are you doing?
[The dog continues to bark]
Assholes. [brings out his pistol]
Ricky! [stops Ricky from firing and attempts to take the gun out of his hand] Listen, give me that gun. [takes the pistol]
You don't know what it's like livin' in a car, Julian. I got insects and animals fucking me around in here.
That's what you've got to deal with when you're in a car.
I can't sleep!
Go to sleep. You know what? You're moving out of here tomorrow.
Why?
'Cause you're driving me nuts. You're shooting guns off in the middle of the night.
It's not a big deal, Julian.
Think, Ricky, think.
I can't sleep is the problem.
Go to sleep.
Can I have the gun back in case anything happens?
No more of this shit.
I won't fire it unless I absolutely have to.
You're not going to fire it at all. [gives Ricky his pistol back, then walks off] Go to sleep. Idiot.
[The dog continues to bark]
Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! [fires his pistol]
Ricky! Put that thing away!
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