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Jerry quotes from Totally Spies!

Played by Jean-Claude Donda · 18 quotes · page 2 of 2

Jerry

Played by Jean-Claude Donda

Totally Spies! · 71 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Totally Spies!: in 18 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Clover (10), Alex (8), Sam (6)

Scenes with Jerry 14

[Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.

Jerry

[Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.

[The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]

[Astonished] No way.

[Astonished] He's right.

[Astonished] We are spies.

Jerry

[Happily] Welcome back, ladies.

[Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]

Jerry

Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.

No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.

So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.

Jerry

As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.

[gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.

Jerry

Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

Jerry

Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.

Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.

Jerry

True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.

[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]

Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?

Jerry

[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.

[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!

Jerry

[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.

[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?

[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]

[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.

[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.

Ugh! Gross!

[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]

Egh! Stop!

Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.

Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.

[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!

[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]

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