[The girls are driving down a street in their jeep, following the signal of The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, they hear meowing from the side of a house. They gasp]
Sam[as they park the jeep outside the house] There's another attack in progress. Come on. [she and the girls run over to the side of the house. Suddenly, they're surprised] [in unison with Clover and Alex] Hmm?
[The camera trucks-out to reveal an orange tabby kitten crying, meowing in pain]
[giggles] Yeah. Attack of the lonely kitty.
Guess it was just a false alarm.
[The kitten is still meowing in pain]
Sam
Actually, I think we are in the right place. [she walks over to the kitten]
[She picks up the kitten as it still meows in pain]
Sam
Even though we may not be able to hear The Silent Siren, this cat sure can. [turning to the viewer] He's got great hearing.
[to the kitten, gasping, as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]
Now that crisis is over, it's time for a little b&e. Let's see what The Glass Gas can do for us. [she sprays The Glass Gas on the bars of the basement window. Suddenly, the bars dissolve]
[in unison with Sam, holding the kitten] Coolio!
So, when he said we had bigger things to worry about here, do you think that was more blathering?
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten]
No such luck. It looks like we're about to be pressed into a spy patty.
[Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten and Sam and Clover tightly]
Sam
[turning to the viewer] Great. What do we do now?
[Suddenly, Clover sees The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She gets an idea]
Turn The Tracking Device back on.
What good will that do? It isn't attached to the baddie anymore.
It will give our little friend here just enough motivation to claw us to freedom.
[worried about the kitten] Oh, I don't know, Clover. [looking down at the kitten] That sounds kind of mean.
Sam
Don't worry, Alex. It won't hurt the cat. Just annoy him a little.
And, besides, it will only last a few seconds.
Okay, but hurry up before I change my mind.
[Sam struggles to turn on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She turns on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, the kitten hears The Silent Siren Tracking Device. He meows in pain, yowling, upset, bouncing all over the place, carrying Alex along. He rips out of the purple ribbons, freeing both himself and Alex, who falls to the floor, dizzy]
Sam
It worked!
[The kitten yowls angrily at the Silent Siren Tracking Device, and bites it in half]
[to the kitten, gasping, crawling up to him] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]
[Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]
Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.
No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.
Sam
So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.
As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.
[gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]
Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.
Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.
True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.
[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]
Sam
Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?
[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.
[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?
[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]
Sam
[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.
[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.
Sam
Ugh! Gross!
[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]
Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.
Sam
Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.
[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!
[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]
[Oinky brings Alex a truffle, panting]
Sam
Hmm.
I had no idea Oinky's a truffle pig.
[Suddenly, The Mandy Statue tips over]
Sam
Look out, girls! Incoming W.H.O.O.P.-age!
[Suddenly, the girls get W.H.O.O.P.-ed. The Mandy Statue tips back to its normal position]
[As the spies get assigned on Halloween night, Sam's costume is a clown, Alex's costume is a donkey, and Clover's costume is a mummy.]
Sam
Yo, Alex, quit horsing around.
[squeaks Sam's red nose] Honk honk. Been wanting to do that all day.
Sam
Tell anyone about this embarrassing costume and I'll
Mummy's the word. You think I want anyone to know I look like this?
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