Sam quotes from Totally Spies!

You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!

Sam

Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

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Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time, Sam. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.

Sam

You have a handbag closet?

I told you, I have tons of free time.

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Sam

Hey, Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was a little bit kooky? You know, that was no reflection on you, right? Because best friends can have differences of opinion on stuff like that!

Sure, Sammy.

Hey, Alex! You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I said Jackson John was for old people, right? I mean, just because were best friends doesn't mean we have to agree all the time.

Okay, Clover.

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Uh-oh! Clover, Sammy, I just found some trouble.

Sam

Hang on, Alex, we're on our way.

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Sam

Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.

It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

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[Sam and Clover head back from their workout]

Sam

Right, and I could work the neck better if I was wearing anti-grav boots, but that would be cheating.

[Clover heads to the kitchen and sits down]

[to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?

[The chair breaks and Clover falls down]

Sam

I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.

[Clover notices the chair has been chewed up]

Hey, this has been chewed up.

Sam

Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.

[Clover looks under the side table and finds Sam's pillow, which is already slobbered]

You mean this thing?

Sam

Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!

[Alex is spotted, closes the dresser and tries to be innocent]

Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?

Sam

Alright, Alex, what's going on?

Chewed up chair legs.

Sam

Slobbered up pillow.

Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?

[Sam opens the dresser drawer, revealing that a white husky puppy named Sparky is inside. Sparky looks at Sam and Clover, panting, wagging his tail]

Sam

[in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!

OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.

Sam

You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.

[Sparky turns to Alex and looks at her]

[looking at Sparky] Mmm... [holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.

[Clover fantasizes herself walking Sparky and meeting a cute boy, sighing]

Sam

This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.

[Clover's fantasy is crushed, enraging Clover]

[putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!

Sam

We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.

I guess you're right.

[The clock on the radio beeps, saying it's 8:15 A.M.]

Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!

Sam

Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?

Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.

[Sparky barks]

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Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!

Sam

Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?

Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?

Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?

Take a wild guess, Arnold.

[slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.

[Suddenly whimpering noises are heard inside Alex's bag, and Alex slides her lunch into her bag]

[acting innocent, wiping her lips] Mmm. Delish.

[to Alex, suspiciously] You must have been really hungry to eat your lunch so fast, Alex.

Sam

[to Alex, suspiciously] And your plate.

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[Making fun of Arnold]

DDominique

Don't worry, I'll save you.

CCaitlin

Not!

[They both laugh at him]

MMandy

Get away from me! You are useless!

Aww... I am useless.

Sam

Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.

Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.

[Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]

I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...

[He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]

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[Alex is pouring milk into her bag]

Sam

[offscreen, in unison with Clover] Alex!

[Alex turns to see them. Sam opens Alex's bag and pulls Sparky out]

What are you doing? I thought you were gonna leave Sparky at the house.

I know, but I was leaving, and he looked so- [as the table suddenly turns upside down] sad!

[The girls scream as they and Sparky get W.H.O.O.P.-ed, landing on the couch]

[pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?

[offscreen] It's Sparky.

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Sam

Arnold, what are you doing here?

I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?

[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]

That would be super-spies.

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[To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.

Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?

Cool? Not.

Well, why not? I've got the outfit!

Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!

Sam

Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.

[putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.

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[on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.

Sam

Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.

[gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.

[Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]

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Sam

It's kind of hard here with "Admiral Admirable" screaming like a preschooler!

Ok, wait! I got it! Arnold, calm down! We need your help! In my backpack is the Wind Tunnel 9000 Laser Tornado Blast Hair Dryer. See it?

Yeah?

Sam

Great idea, Alex! Arnold, set it on "reverse" and turn it on!

I don't understand! [He sets the switch to "reverse", aims it at the tornado, and pulls the trigger. The tornado disappears] It worked!

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[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]

Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to see one of the flyers.

Sam

I think Jerry is taking this way hard. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.

Be strong, Alex.

[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]

BBrad

Hero! How are you doing, boy?

[Alex gives Hero back to him]

[to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero? [She giggles, falling in love with him]

BBrad

Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-

How about right now?

[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]

Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!

Sam

Way ahead of you.

[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]

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Sam

[Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.

[Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.

[Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.

[The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]

Sam

[Astonished] No way.

[Astonished] He's right.

[Astonished] We are spies.

[Happily] Welcome back, ladies.