[Radio advert plays while Rhys is driving]
[Singing along] Who'd you trust to transport your goods? Harwoods! You won't be sorry with a Harwoods lorry!
“Meat” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Jack Harkness (4), Gwen Cooper (4), Ianto Jones (4), Rhys Williams (4), Owen Harper (3), Toshiko Sato (1)
Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Yeah.
What was it like?
Well, he seemed to enjoy it.
Pizza's arrived – thought it would be another late night.
What did you get?
The usual. Meat feast.
Lovely.
So the protein chains are regenerating despite the mutilations, so not only is it replenishing its own flesh, but it's increasing it, giving them a brand new meat supply.
It would last them for years, then.
If we understood how worked, we could feed the world!
We could release a single.
Well if you stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off...
JJack (aside)
Do I show off?
Just a bit.
...You'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy! So rather than "cock things up", I found you a way to get in! But if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!
[Beat]
This is quite homoerotic.
If we go in there, guns blazing-
I wasn't suggesting blazing. Just waving.
[talking about the alien] We're going to save it. Stabilize it, wait for the rift to open, and, fwooh, send it back.
...And guess who'll have to look after it in the meantime?
Rhys... The things I have seen... The times I have wanted to tell you...
[half-disbelieving] ...Aliens? In Cardiff?!
Have you never seen something so mad, so extraordinary... That just for one second, you think that there might be more out there?
Prove it.
They're expecting me. You lot can hide in the back of the van-
What is this, Scooby-Doo?! Absolutely no way is he getting involved!
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