This kid, Bernie. Where does he live?
TTosh
Splott.
Splott?!
I believe estate agents pronounce it "Sploe".
“Ghost Machine” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Owen Harper (5), Gwen Cooper (3), Jack Harkness (2), Tosh (2), Ianto Jones (1)
BBernie
[To Owen after a chase] Don't hurt me, I've got asthma!
I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna bloody kill you!
Why should you get away with it? You said you were sorry, said you didn't want to hurt her, but you didn't STOP! What if I didn't stop? Would I be sorry?
Owen, no...
No! It... it was as real as this is. More real. I didn't just see that little boy. I could... I could hear what he was thinking, I could feel it. Like I was lost!
Intense emotions can be part of a neurological event. Hallucinations? Dementia?
I wasn't hallucinating, Owen! And I'm NOT bloody senile!
TTosh
[to Bernie's mother] Hi, I'm looking for Bernie. Is he in?
BSBernie's Mother
[smoking a cigarette whilst dressed in PJ's] Friends of his are ya?
TTosh
[looks at Gwen uncertainly] Yes, I'm from the...
BSBernie's Mother
[looks Tosh and Gwen up and down] Well, I'm his mother, and he's a robbing little bastard who's not setting a foot in this house till he pays me the fifty quid he owes me. [slams the door in their faces]
What? I have to do that again?!
Someone does! Any volunteers? [throws the ghost device at Owen]
Woah!
We don't know what it is, what it does.
Nope.
Jack, this could be dangerous.
Yeah.
Uh, I don't mean to be picky, but I think I can spot some flaws in this plan...
I'm sorry! I thought you were the guys who gave up looking for a nineteen year old kid this morning! I figured maybe you were up for something more exciting!
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