Lawrence, Richard and others in “November 18th, 2007”

[on the Premier League in football] We call it the Andrex Premiership because it's soft and unnecessarily expensive.

....and in the Transit, we've got Desperate! (i.e. James May)

[on the motorhome race]: The rules were simple. 15 laps and no body contact. [cut to scene of motorhomes crashing into each other] Mind you, we had invited touring car drivers!

I've just seen the door of a kitchen unit on the track,and that doesn't happen at Silverstone.