James, Jeremy and others in “November 18th, 2007”

And now the news. And I'm afraid it's very bad; Jeremy Clarkson has a cold.

[as he sits down] I have NOT got a cold, I've got bird flu.

I have. I am now living breathing proof, soon to not be living or breathing, that it can jump species.

Wow... but hey, this means it's just one step away from humans.