[after explaining why he (Jeremy) paid 35,000 pounds on petrol.]
James
I reckoned you spent it on bull sperm.
Richard
Did you not notice the pump was different?
Jeremy
[laughing, with the audience laughing as well]
Richard
[imitates a bull noise]. It keeps moving! Now it's chasing me! I don't want it any more.
[audience laughs]
Jeremy
I've got bird flu. Be nice.
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