I said "I'm an after-dinner speaker." [cue mocking by Jeremy & James]
You see...
I've done two.
[scoffs] Two hundred.
Anyway, what was your quote?
Well for a big corporate bank, 5 grand. I suppose, for a charity, I'll do it for 3 and a half...
No, what was your insurance quote?
Oh! Grand.. 1000 pounds.
That really includes, presumably, the 800 quid to cover your new expensive teeth.
I have not... had... my teeth whi-- I just haven't!
So... I actually lose... er, that's minus five... that's bad.
Ooh... Lose...! Englebert's going down, with his new teeth!
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