Jeremy and Richard in “May 30th, 2004”

This is from Mistress Goth, from the e-mail and she wants you to be her dungeon bitch. (Audience laughs) I'm not joking. Dungeon bitch.

(stammers and looks uncomfortable)

(interrupting) She says, no, no, she says that you won't have to walk around on your knees because he's so short he'd be a perfect foot rest.

Again, I'm thinking no.

Okay, well, just before you make your mind up we've got a photograph. We've actually went onto our website and here's the picture.

Oh my! She is a sturty girl, isn't she?

If she's looking for a hat stand I'm available.