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Top Gear · Season 4, Episode 5

Jeremy, Richard and others in “May 30th, 2004”

Jeremy

I actually took a photograph of these two [Richard and James] just after they'd arrived.

Richard

Ah.

Jeremy

Would you like to see it?

Audience

Yes!

Jeremy

Put, put it up.

[audience laughs at photo of Richard and James in motorcycling leathers]

Richard

Granted, that's not how we looked in our minds.

Jeremy

[singing] It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the Y...

James

But that's an illustration of why we don't want to wear crash helmets. You will kill yourself; but at least when they lay you out at your funeral you won't have helmet hair.

Jeremy

I suppose you could all dress up as red Indians and construction workers, that's another option.

James

What you don't know is that we do.

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