Jeremy, James and others in “May 23rd, 2004”

Yes, but we've been wondering all week, why? Because it is impossible to commit a motoring offence in Italy!

I've been stopped by the Italian police.

What for?

I was doing about 110 in an Aston Martin DB7. I overtook the police car on a left hand bend and he pulled me up at the next lay-by because I'd left the filler flap open at the garage.

It's a style thing is what you're saying.

What? Spoling the lines of the car?

He didn't even say anything. He came out and he went up and he went (mimes pushing the filler cap closed with a stern expression). I thought I was going to get a ticket for being unsetting.