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S4 E3

Top Gear · Season 4, Episode 3

Richard and Jeremy in “May 23rd, 2004”

[During the ride to Manchester in their £100 cars]

Richard

If I were a rich man, bidibidibidibidibidibidibidiboom! Okay, I've done "If I Were a Rich Man." Any other suggestions?

Jeremy

If I were a tall man?

Richard

Funny...Very funny...

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