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Top Gear · Season 2, Episode 2

Jeremy and Richard in “May 18th, 2003”

[during the news]

Jeremy

I was driving through East London this week and I got shot. OK? Now the thing -

Richard

Eh?!

Jeremy

I was shot.

Richard

At last!

Jeremy

Well, they didn't hit me, but they hit the car - no, honestly, the windscreen. So now I've got -

Richard

What with?

Jeremy

[casually] An AK-47.

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