And now, the news! And we begin the news with the new Lamborghini — here it is — and that has been named after their recently retired chief test driver, Valentino Balboni.
Bet they wouldn't have called it after him if he'd been named Ken Shufflebottom.
Actually, their new chief test driver is called Max Venturi.
No, he's not, obviously.
No, he is!
He is, he really is! That's his real name!
No, he's not really called Max Ven...
He is...
Nobody outside of a comic strip is called "Max Venturi, Lamborghini Tester"!
You don't need a driving license to be a Lamborghini test driver. You just turn up for the interview, go, "Look, I'm awfully sorry, I'm drunk and mad - but I'm called Velociraptor Clint Thrust." "Right, you start on Monday."
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