Jeremy in “July 12th, 2009”

[On the powerful, front wheel drive, Ford Focus RS]

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling, let's say, more than 170 brake horsepower is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman, while on fire, on stage, in front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

[On cornering]

Eventually, you will slide wide. But only after your face has come off.