Top Gear · Season 12, Episode 8
“Top Gear: Vietnam Special (December 28, 2008)” · Season 12, Episode 8
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (18), Richard Hammond (13), James May (12)
[After being asked a question in Vietnamese]
[In English, completely guessing what she asked] Always give way to the car from the right!
[Whole class bursts out laughing]
You had a one in a hundred chance of being right, but it was in the wrong language.
[several times, no matter what Jeremy does] Jeremy Clarkson: Fail!
I've always said that if my children buy a bike, I'll burn it. If they replace it with another one, I'll burn that one too. Now when they buy a bike, I will completely understand. And then I'll burn it.
[voiceover] With just 50 miles to go, Hammond went berserk!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH! The speeeeeeed!!
He's just a... prat!
[Having just run out of fuel in the pouring rain] Oh cock... this is a massive "oh cock"!
What a journey! 700 miles on my bike, 250 miles on a train, and about 50 miles on my face.
[Having just been told they will have to make their bikes amphibious to get to the actual finishing point.]
How hard can it be?
DON'T SAY THAT!
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