[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight, I drive around a field. James measures a runway. And Richard lays a cable.
“February 12th, 2012” · Season 18, Episode 3
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), James May (1)
So you're saying, the Fiat Panda's good because it crashes more easily?
[Laughter]
Yes.
[On The Stig]
Some say that he has 50,000 photographs of his own camera. [laughter] And that 60 years ago this week, he, too, became a queen.
So bearing in mind you can't jump off a bridge without breaking your back, was skydiving the perfect hobby to — to take up? [laughter]
RRRyan Reynolds
God, you're like my mother!
Old enough!
RRRyan Reynolds
Just killing me! My friends were trying to get their license, so I decided I would get my license, skydiving, and I did 12 jumps, which were all highly successful.
And then it was 13.
RRRyan Reynolds
And the 13th one, I had a problem, where the chute didn't open, and I had to pull the reserve. But the weird thing is, when you're in a situation like that, you're flying down at 120 miles per hour, and when your chute doesn't open,you seriously have to think about pulling the other one. That's the weird thing. Like time slows down and you're thinking,
"But if I pull the other one, then I'll have none left." [laughter] "So, I'm just going to wait to see if something happens."
And sure enough, at the last minute, I pulled the reserve chute, which you can't steer, and I ended up landing in a field which ironically contained only a dead horse. I don't know what omen that is. Usually, it's a black crow that tells you you're going to die, but I just landed next to a dead horse.
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