[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight, I wear a hat. James wears a hat. And Richard is behind a low wall.
“February 19th, 2012” · Season 18, Episode 4
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), James May (1)
This is a 1928 Le Mans-bodied 4.5-litre Bentley. Brian really does use this every day — he uses it to go down the shop for a pint of milk.
BJBrian Johnson
Go on, me son! Born to do it!
[voiceover] Despite the mangled gear changes, I was very much enjoying living in the past.
I can feel a moustache growing! God, the smell is tremendous. Hot castor oil. Well-known laxative, I'll probably have diarrhoea by the time we get there.
[voiceover] Brian, however, wasn't coping so well with living in the future.
[In the Fisker Karma]
BJBrian Johnson
Oh, Christ, now what happens? I'm getting near the bottom of me battery level, oh my word. Right, now... And... That means I have to do something, and I'm... Bugger. What... What the heck is that? I'm trying to follow James's instructions, which were as clear as mud.
[James is seen driving past in the Bentley from inside the car]
There he goes, flying by with his thumb up! He's having a whale of a time and I'm trying to figure out this computer thing.
[On The Stig]
To find out, we need a man skilled in the potent cocktail of big horsepower and little grip. And luckily, just such a man is arriving now. He's not the Stig's Alpine cousin, he's just The Stig.
[The Stig is seen arriving in a hovercraft]
Apparently he's come all the way across the North Sea in that.
[Jeremy's out-of-control Pro Rider mobility scooter is seen going down hill and eventually crashes into some trees while off camera Jeremy helplessly shouts a meme]
Fenton! Fenton! Fenton! Oh, Jesus Christ!
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