[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, Richard wears a towel, James and I eat some crisps, and a fly is in our reasonably-priced car.
“August 1st, 2010” · Season 15, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (5), Richard Hammond (2)
[On the Stig]
Some say he's recently been releasing pop records under the pseudonym of "Lady Gaga", and that under his racing suit, he also wears a red g-string and suspenders. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
[On Jeff Goldblum's lap]
Here's what a little bird has told me, you did the entire lap, apart from the start, in third gear?
JGJeff Goldblum
Well, this is the first I've heard that that might not be advisable. [laughter]
[to Richard] Could you just make that go a bit further in the back?
[adjusting Jeremy's seat belt] I don't want you to ever say that to me again!
Has The Stig ever been to a car wash before?
No, it'll be a whole new experience for him.
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