[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, Cameron Diaz in our reasonably-priced car! I repeat: Cameron Diaz in our reasonably-priced car! And she's brought Tom Cruise along!
“July 25th, 2010” · Season 15, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), Richard Hammond (1), James May (1)
[On the Stig]
Some say the Scottish released him a little bit too soon. (crowd laughs) And that he spent all week pushing an effigy of Rubens Barrichello through his desk fan. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
[during the news]
Now normally I wouldn't bring this up, but Citroën UK has appointed a new sales director OK? And his name is Charles Peugeot. [laughter]
No, it isn't!
I have photographic proof from Citroën [photo is shown on screen, proving that he is indeed named Charles Peugeot]
It is! What were they thinking? What's his email address gonna be, charles.peugeot@citroën! [audience laughs]
Hang on, hang on! What if they are lots of people called Charles Peugeot working at Citroën, so he ends up being [dissolves into laughter], charles.peugeot405! Sorry, it wasn't worth it!
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