[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, Richard drives a muscle car, I wear some unusual trousers and there's a wizard in our Reasonably Priced Car.
“July 11th, 2010” · Season 15, Episode 3
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (5), Richard Hammond (3), James May (2)
[Comparing the three luxury supercars' looks]
You've got [Pointing at the Aston Martin Rapide] the ballet dancer, [Pointing at the Maserati Quattroporte GTS] the hitman, and... [Pointing at the Porsche Panamera]
Someone who's just been found at the bottom of a lake after two weeks.
Yes. And THAT [pointing at the Maserati] is the man who threw him there. [Richard and Jeremy laugh]
Wait, I wanted to drive the Maserati!
[In a high-pitched voice, while driving away] Toodalooooooooo!
[Trying to adjust the settings in the Maserati Quattroporte GTS]
Manual, semi-automatic... oh, these are the weapons! [In the back, Jeremy and Richard laugh]
[Coming up new ways for Aston Martin to lower their CO2 emissions rather than making the Cygnet]
Hang on a minute. If they just need to bring their average CO2 down, why don't they just buy a bicycle factory?
Or they should do Aston Martin flowers, 'cause they suck in CO2 and put out oxygen, and that would bring it crashing down!
I think it has to be a mode of transport... you can't go to work on some flowers. A horse?
Scissors.
Have you ever tried sitting on a pair of scissors? [laughter]
Not yet.
He probably has actually.
It won't work. A cow? A cow --
Ostriches. They're quite exotic.
[On the Stig]
Some say that if you hold him in the wrong way he doesn't work properly. (laughter) And that just recently, he developed an irrational hatred of Rubens Barichello. All we know is he's called the Stig.
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