[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Compo takes me for a spin in a car from his youth. Richard tries to drive a fast car without crashing, and Lewis Hamilton faces his toughest challenge yet: The Suzuki Liana.
“December 2nd, 2007” · Season 10, Episode 8
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (7), Hamilton (5), Richard Hammond (1), James May (1)
[on the Stig]
Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that if he'd been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
[speculating on the survey responses that led a Toyota marketing survey to imply that 28% of Europeans want their cars to make them feel ill]
That doesn't seem - "Oh, I love my Mondeo because every time I start the engine it gives me scurvy, and that's a good thing in my life!"
"I chose Porsche because it brings on rectal prolapse."
LHLewis Hamilton
It is a bit cold in here though.
It is cold in here, it's sharp.
I'm surprised - I know you guys make a lot of money, can you afford a heater?
[definitively] No. Because we have all the money.
[singing badly] Weeeeeee're all going daahn the pub! (aping a Sham 69 song)
[On the 2007 Malaysian Grand Prix]
...and you put one in on Massa, didn't you?
Yeah, Massa and Kimi.
Was Kimi drunk?
I dunno - I should have asked him, actually, because he was really on the left - this was Malaysia and he was really on the left, so I could outbrake him.
[singing in slurred Finnish accent] "I win this race and then I go down pu-ub... Who pass me? Oh, that's that new boy gone past..."
It is actually quite exciting when you're flying headfirst into a barrier - the initial part, the initial part is actually quite fun, especially when you hit the gravel trap and you get some air, and then you see it coming and you think 'erk - it's gonna hurt!'
[During Hamilton's lap]
C'mon man! [looking at the speedo] 56 miles an hour, what the...?
[During Hamilton's lap]
Look at the grip... This thing will put a Formula 1 car to shame!
It won't! It won't, it won't, it won't!
[During Hamilton's lap, Lewis begins to sing]
Are you taking this seriously?
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