[On voting for the greatest driving song] Research has shown, that voting for Meatloaf means you are 50% more likely to have no mates.
That is true, actually.
“July 3rd, 2005” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (9), James May (7), Richard Hammond (5)
[On the Hummer aftershave] Splash it on and make him squeal like a piggy.
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