[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: We ask, can you run a car on a poo?; Have the Americans made something which can go round corners?; And the 'new' Jaguar XJS, is it any good?
“June 13th, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (4), James May (1)
There are shanty towns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
TWTerry Wogan
Do you swerve to avoid rabbits?
Never. Do you?
TTerry
No.
Foxes?
TTerry
No!
No?
[silence]
TTerry
...children?
I do, I do... Children, yeah. I have swerved to avoid children.
TTerry
You see, you see, you're too soft for this game.
Oh dear....
[About the American-styled dashboard in the Cadillac CTS] The last time I saw plastic like this [taps it] it contained Tic-Tacs.
[on the Chevrolet SSR]
You'd drive that, would you?
Yes.
You live in Gloucestershire?
I do.
And you'd drive around in a purple convertible pickup truck?
Not a purple one, obviously...
damn, damn, stevespeed just OMGWALLD!"
[on Cadillac's decision not to sell their new CTS in Britain]
That's not really surprising because the last Cadillac to be in the United Kingdom, was the STS. And that was rubbish. And I do mean, rubbish. [voiceover] It handled and looked like a pig, there was no reason for that car to be sale in Great Britain at all.
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