[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: James and Richard try their hand at minicabbing; I drive a smoking jacket from Holland; and our Reasonably-Priced Car says Hello!... to Lionel Richie.
“July 11th, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), James May (2)
[on the Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG]
...it even has the traditional Mercedes voice activated computer which doesn't understand a blind word you're on about. Let me show you... Dial number.
MCMercedes Computer
Dialling.
I haven't told you what to dial yet... Dial number.
MCMercedes Computer
The number please?
[quickly] 01785.
MCMercedes Computer
0785.
No, you missed the one.
MCMercedes Computer
Pardon?
You missed the one.
MCMercedes Computer
The number is deleted, please continue.
See what I mean?
MCMercedes Computer
202.
Where did that come from?
MCMercedes Computer
Pardon?
And so it goes on.
[on what it takes to become a minicabber]
I had to fill out a questionnaire, have my passport looked at, show my driving licence, have a medical and at no point did they ask if I had a sense of direction!
Right...we need to go... right, left, left, right, left, again... [turns the wrong way and curses loudly]
[on the Spyker C8]
Look at this horn, it's not the sort of aggressive thing you get on an Italian car, that "Errrrr!!! Get out of my way, earthling!" horn. It's more... a thing you use to attract the attention of other people in your tax haven. Morning Valentino! [waves and honks the horn]
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