[for a joke, Clarkson claims that the car issues insulting voice messages if the traction control is engaged]
MMonaro
Backs to the wall, everyone, there's a pom on board! He's turned the traction control on! What a poofter.
“December 7th, 2003” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (14), James May (7), Richard Hammond (5)
MMonaro
You hopeless pom.
Shut up.
MMonaro
And you got lucky in the rugby.
Shut up!
It's big and simple and I love it.
Pray silence, please, for Dame Edna Everstig.
Damn! I think I've won.
[in the studio, after the film showing the Hilux falling with the roof of an imploding tower block]
Now, we've seen that it started.
Yeah, it did start.
But did it move?
I can hardly believe this myself - ladies and gentlemen, here it is!
[horribly battered but still moving under its own power, the Hilux enters the studio]
[on the state of the utterly smashed but still running Toyota]
That's not bad. I've taxed worse.
We could carry on trying to destroy it, but do you know what? I think we should build a plinth.
[discussing the Renault Mégane CC and the Peugeot 307 CC]
[voiceover] So just why are these cars so modern-Britain? Well, for one thing, they are achingly fashionable, inside and out, with designer touches everywhere.
Look at that: the brushed aluminium on matte black effect. That's perfection to a bloke, that is. I'd have all my clothes in brushed aluminium on matte black if I could.
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