[During the opening sequence]
[voice over] Tonight, Richard opens a glove box, James pulls a face, and I ask an important question. [spoken on camera] Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles?
“March 2nd, 2014” · Season 21, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (2), Richard Hammond (1)
[On The Stig]
Some say that his hair is the exact same shape as a hat. And that if he worked for CNN… [rubs his hands together as the audience laughs] …he wouldn't get such pitifully low ratings that his show got cancelled. [loud laughter and applause as Jeremy smiles broadly]
[In the Porsche 918 Spyder]
McLaren have used hybrid technology to liven up a supercar today. Porsche have used hybrid technology to save the supercar for tomorrow. This is an important car.
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