[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, James draws on a board, Richard waves at a man, and I run away from a table.
“February 17th, 2013” · Season 19, Episode 4
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (1), James May (1)
[On The Stig]
Some say he contains 47% horse. [laughter] And that to concentrate more on his work here, he's resigned, this week, from his other job in Rome.
[On the Peugeot Onyx concept car shown in the studio]
It looks absolutely fantastic and you'll notice that some of the bodywork is made from copper. Just like the boiler tubes on a Gresley A4 Streamliner Pacific Locomotive.
[hurriedly] Yes, James, yes, yes.
And it's actually untreated copper so over time, it'll turn green … unless a scrap metal merchant removes it in the night.
Inside they've continued the theme of using unusual materials, so the dashboard is made out of recycled newspaper. I'm guessing they'll have used the Guardian for everything on the left and the Telegraph for everything on the right. Actually the newspaper is good because it means there is no need to Bluetooth your phone to it; The dashboard will already have listened to your messages for you.
[During the half time of the Kia Cee'd and Sportage car rugby]
[voice over] And, in the dressing rooms, we had the obligatory team talks.
Right, chaps, we are fine athletes, I think anyone can see that. But there is a lot we can learn from actual rugby players. [gestures to the whiteboard behind him] This was drawn up for a recent match they played and this is what I want you to concentrate on in the second half. "Mindset", "Go for it", "Enjoy it", "Never give in". OK? And I think we can add a fourth to that, which is [writing] "Ram James May". OK? Ram him whenever you see him and ram him hard. Really hard.
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