Tonight, I stop for petrol, Richard wears some sunglasses, and James sees some shirts.
“February 10th, 2013” · Season 19, Episode 3
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (6), Richard Hammond (1), James May (1)
[On The Stig]
Some say that, following the vote on gay marriage, he's got engaged to James May… 's lawn mower. And that he's become convinced this week that Henry IV is buried under the Follow Through.
[After posting the Toyota GT86's understandingly poor lap times]
But, once again, we must turn to the baby Jesus who once said, "He who shall be last, shall be sideways and smiling."
I haven't been on a night bus since the late '80s, but when I did, it wasn't like this.
I was envisaging a sea of sick, sloshing from side to side.
[In the Shelby Mustang GT500, Jeremy found a fault]
[voice over] And nor, as it turned out, was the Mustang's voice activated telephone directory.
Richard Hammond.
FCFemale Computer Voice
For media device, say, "User device, USB line in" or "Bluetooth audio". For settings, say, "Phone or Voice settings". For sync services, say, "Services". If a route is active, you can say, "Next turn", "Update route", "Route status..."
[angrily] Shut up!
[later]
FCFemale Computer Voice
Or see the tips available at www dot sync my ride dot com.
[shouting] Please, stop talking!
[On Amy Macdonald's success in various European countries]
Do they understand what you're on about there?
AMAmy Macdonald
Erm, most of them understand. I have had the odd strange comment. One in particular was, "Now that you're successful, will you learn to speak English properly?"
And will you?
AMAmy Macdonald
I still haven't!
Sorry, Scotland! Couldn't help myself! Couldn't help myself!
Sitrep, I've eaten my last pork pie… and I've eaten all my sausage rolls.
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