Titus and Ken in “Episode Eleven”

Dad, is there anything I can do?

Ken

See if you can trade yourself in for a nice Korean kid. (a nearby Asian nurse glares at him)

(pointing at the nurse) Uh, dad--

Ken

I'll name him Ho-John Titus.

Dad--

Ken

Ho-John wouldn't steal my distributor cap, and I could probably get him for a pack of cigarettes.

(pointing at the nurse) Why don't you see if she can help you?

Ken

(turning to the nurse) You know where I can get a Korean kid?