My dad has gotten so good at having heart attacks, he drove himself to the hospital because, (imitating Ken): "They won't let me smoke in the ambulance." And, you can't go on a burger run.
(cut to POV shot of an In-and-Out Burger worker [shown as "Minimum Wage Cam"] handing Ken his burger order at the drive-thru while Ken is clearly in distress from his heart attack)
Ken (breathlessly): No cheese, right? I have a heart thing. (takes the order and clutches his chest)
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