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S3 E6

Titus · Season 3, Episode 6

Ken and Five-Year-Old Christopher in “House Boat”

Ken

Hey, buddy! Santa came last night!

FYFive-Year-Old Christopher

What did he bring me?

Ken

Nothing. Your new mommy's a Jew. Blame her.

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