Kathy will be my sixth mother, which means, here comes the "I hope I can give you what your other mothers couldn't" speech. Okay, Kathy, (holds up a wooden shield): show me what ya got!
(switch to the real world)
I want you to know I'm on your side.
(switch to the Neutral Space. Titus still has his shield up)
She's on my side. (ducks as an arrow hits the shield): Ooh, worked for Stepmom #2 and #4. Not today!
(switch to the real world)
I know I can't be your mom, but I'd like to be your friend.
(switch to the Neutral Space. Titus still has the shield up)
She can't be my mom, but she'd like to be my friend. (ducks as another arrow hits the shield): Oooh. My real mom said that.
(switch to the real world)
Because you are such an upstanding young man. At least, that's what your dad says.
What?
(switch to the Neutral Space. Titus lowers the shield)
Dad said that? (the arrow hits Titus in the chest)
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