You know, I don't get it. Our sub's name is Henny Youngman, a hen's a female chicken, but he's a guy!
Maybe it's a hormone imbalance.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the others.
MMonty
What others? We're the only ones watching this stupid stinker!
Monsieur director Plucky, someone has parked in your very private parking space!
Who?! How dare, who?! Nobody parks in my space! Nobody!
[directing the episode "Kon Ducki"] Action!
Aaaah, mango fruit! [The mast falls on him]
CUT cut cut cut cut cut, cut cut! Not fruit, JUICE! Mango juice! Let's do it again! Action!
Aaaah, mango drink! [The mast falls on him]
Juice! Mango juice!
Aaaah, mango liquid refreshment! [The mast falls on him]
You imbecile! You call yourself an actor!? Gimmie that! [sits in the chair] You open the bottle and say, "Aaaah, mango juice!" [The mast falls on him] Print that.
[reclining on the beach while Hamton builds a makeshift boat] Ahh, Mango juice. [the ship's mast falls on Plucky]
Do you like my ears better up or down?
I didn't think you missed me.
I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.
Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.
[Buster comes to Thirteensomething to end an "endlessly endless family secret"]
EEdward
This is great!
PProducer
You are so lost.
EEdward
No, dear, you are lost.
PProducer
[with hearts in her eyes] Oh, Edward, kiss me!
[she wrestles him for a kiss]
EEdward
AAAAAH!
[gets hit by an anvil] Ah... That actually felt... good...
Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger.] You're my knight in shining armor.
Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?
[normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience.] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing.]
Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen.] Feel free to change the channel.
I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.
[is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!
BSBatduck's Answering Machine
Batduck here
[as BatDuck] I feel pretty.
[Babs is wearing a hooded cape like Little Red Riding Hood, as she carries a pile of logs along with her]
[to the audience] Okay, okay. So, I have big feet. Sue me.
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