Gordon quotes from Thomas & Friends

[bumping trucks] That's for you, and you, and you!

Trucks will be trucks.

They won't with me. I'll teach them.

Cheer up. It's a beautiful day.

Yes, but not for James.

What's the matter?

He's sick!

Yes, he is. I- I mean, I am! I don't feel well at all.

Don't worry. I'll help out if you're ill.

I'm sorry about your accident. And so is Gordon. We didn't mean to get you into trouble.

No, indeed! A mere misunderstanding, Thomas. All's well that ends well.

I wouldn't drink too much of that water if I were you, Gordon. It might give you boiler-ache.

Pah! What's this? Educating Gordon Day?! First James, and now you, Duck! Big engines have big needs. Little engines are just annoying.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[disappointed after hearing Diesel's remark the day before] I'm not happy!

I know. It's boiler-ache.

It's not boiler-ache. It's...

Of course, it is. That water's bad. Have a good washout, then you'll feel a different engine. Your boiler must be full of sludge.

Don't be vulgar!

Amazing.

Oliver has resource.

And sagacity.

What does that mean?

I think it's about being clever and wise.

He is an example to us all!

[as the twins show up] You must behave here. You're on the Main Line now.

Actually, Gordon, when we saw you, we thought this was the scrap yard.

Gordon was cross.

Just make sure that my coaches are ready for my evening train!

Driver should be here by now. What's he doing?

Sleeping.

But that means I'll be late! The coaches will be waiting, and the passengers will get cross!

Rubbish!

It's still early. You just want to show off.

No, I don't.

Hello. Who are you?

I'm Gordon. Who are you?

I'm Sir Handel. I've heard of you. You're an express engine! So am I, but I'm used to new coaches, not these cattle trucks. Do you have new coaches? [observes Gordon's train] I see you do. We must have a chat. Sorry I can't stop. We must keep time, you know.

Gordon was speechless!

No one understands our feelings, and if you were ill, you couldn't shunt trucks, could you?

Good idea! I'll try it!

Disgraceful!

Disgusting!

Despicable!

To say such things to us! It's to teach him a lesson he be wantin', now how do we do it?

Hello! You're early! That's one in the headlamp for old diesel.

James says he's sick as boiler sludge and sulking in the shed.

Serves him right for saying we're out of date.

First the rain, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?

Never mind, Henry. I think you were brave today, and really reliable too.

The engines wondered who would pull the Royal Train.

I'm too old to pull important trains.

I'm in disgrace!

He'll choose me, of course.

You?! You can't climb hills! He'll ask me to pull the train, and I'll have a new coat of paint!

Then, the rain came. Henry's driver and fireman covered up their cab to keep dry. A painter was on a ladder above the line. Henry's smoke blew high into the air. The painter couldn't see. Both he and the paint pot fell all over Henry. Paint went everywhere. Poor Henry.

Well, you're not a pretty picture!

The Fat Controller spoke next.

You look like an iced cake, Henry. That won't do for the Royal Train. I must make other arrangements.

Oh, thank you! What would I have done without you?

Well, I had to be rescued before I could help you, but I never thought it would be a couple of b-b- "Small engines". Thank you, I'll never be rude again. However, you two mites are in my way, so move over!

Pah! He's back to bugging us! [lurches backward]

Don't move! You're still attached to Cranky!

But it was too late.