Gordon quotes from Thomas & Friends

[after the crash] Well, Gordon, I know you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not the way to achieve it.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

You look glum, little Percy. What's up?

The Fat Controller told driver that he's using Harold to show a visitor the island instead of using any of us engines.

Despicable!

Disgusting!

Engines are meant to take visitors around our island. Not that whirly-bird thing!

I'm always going backwards, Mr. Oliver. I have forward-thinking views. I could be a leader, if you know what I mean.

You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.

[covered in snow] Help!

If Skarloey survived a snowfall, surely, a big, proud engine like you could do the same.

[furiously] Pah!

Harvey's different.

He doesn't even look like an engine.

Surely the Fat Controller won't let him pull coaches.

He's just Cranky on wheels.

He's not taking my mail!

That's loud!

Too loud!

Sounds like a tugboat to me!

Henry has had an accident and have been sent for repairs. There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.

Yes sir.

But they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.

I hope Henry's mended soon.

He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.

Trucks are no one's friends.

Why the rush, Gordon?

If I must pull trucks, then I'll show Salty how an express engine pulls trucks.

Careful, cap'n. You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.

Well, Gordon, you wanted to show Salty a thing or two, and you've certainly done that. You've shown him how silly it is to ignore "go slow" signs.

Sorry, Sir.

You look good enough to eat.

Bon-bon Percy!

Choc-ice on wheels!

Disgraceful!

[looks at Percy] Look at the little green engine. So sweet, and dirty! Like a proper steam engine!

But he's filthy!

But I clean up nice.

Speed isn't everything.

But being reliable and useful is.

You slow engines will never understand, because you'll never go as fast as me.

[after his wild ride] Sorry for overtaking you back there, Gordon.

Overtake me? I didn't notice.

You didn't notice the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor?

Yes. I am the fastest.

Gordon doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a steam engine.

But he's still full of hot air!

Edward is a useless old steam pot. He should be retired.

But he doesn't have tires.

Retired means taken out of service.

And not a moment too soon.

I've got important news - the tracks on Toby's line are wobbly!

Ha! Old and wobbly just like Toby! That's not news! Can't stop to listen to your silly chatter! [leaves]

Gordon never listens to me.