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This Movie Sucks! · Season 1, Episode 1

Ed the Sock and Liana in “May 28, 2010 - Bride of the Gorilla”

Ed the Sock

In short: Yes, this a shit hole, but it is our shit hole!

Liana

On the brighter side, we are coming to you from a studio with a proud history of classic TV.

Ed the Sock

In fact, they've shared some of that heritage with us by leaving us a coffee maker from The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. In fact, it's the same coffee. Feel free to drink it, but sign the waiver first.

Liana

If we drink it do we dance like Igor all psychedelic?

Ed the Sock

Actually no, you just end up spasming from toxic shock.

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