“June 11, 2010 - Wild Women of Wongo” quotes from This Movie Sucks!

If she would just let him go I think he wants to leave!

When is this scene going to be over?

When they've managed to have the camera show ever angle of her T&A.... like around now.

Uh, your father says you are worth less than a bag of shells.

That day, shot to look like night...

Uh oh, idiots!

Are those supposed to be the ape men?

I guess.

They don't look very apey.

They also don't understand the concept of camouflage. Of course, their under the cover of night, which looks suspiciously like daytime in the shade.

I love their attempts at stealth, the only thing they have going for them is that the woman are as stupid as they are.

Uh oh, trouble for the Wild Women of Wongo, the ape-men have arrived.

Yay, maybe they will kill them and put them out of their misery.

You know what, you don't seem to be enjoying this movie...

You think?

Wait, these ape-men are supposed to be the big threat? Two of them together could not take a woman by surprise!

Suddenly, the sun is up.

Careful, your rubbing off my spray hair.

He's dead, who gets his bag of four shells?

Oh, they're fighting now... as if dancing and skinny-dipping was not enough.

I can't, my spear is cheap cardboard!

In chapter five of The Wild Women of Wongo, Omoo and her posy successfully drive the ape-men to the river bank, where they are turned into obvious mannequin parts and consumed by stock footage of an alligator.

So the women of the now dead tribe of Wongo set out to find Goona, ready to trade one ridiculous tribal name for another.

This movie would be half as long if they spoke at normal speed.

Their graduates of the William Shatner school of acting.

With a supplementary class by Adam West.