Vicar, Vyvyan and others in “Unfinished Business”

What-ho, I'm the vicar.

Vyvyan

Well you'd better be, otherwise you'd look right girlie in that dress.

[pokes Vyvyan in the eye] Right. Anyone tell the stiffie joke?

Vyvyan

[rubbing his eye] Yes. Rick has.

Yeah, well, forget about that then. Right. C'mon, let's get on with it, then. Let's get it over with. Oh, bloody hell. [As everyone takes their places around the open grave, the Vicar pulls out a small metal flask and starts slurping]

Rick

Crikey, it's a bit early for that, isn't it?

My God, you're right! [drops the flask, spilling the contents, then pulls out a large whiskey bottle] Better get some of this down me before I have any of that, for starters. [takes a big gulp] Right, now, um, oh, yes! Ashes to ashes....

Rick

[singing] Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie...

[grabs Rick by the collar] Shaddup! [punches Rick, causing him to fall into the grave]

Rick

Help! I've just fallen into a grave!

Vyvyan

Brilliant! Let's fill it in! [grabs the shovel from Neil]

Neil

No! No! We can't bury Rick alive!

Vyvyan

That's absolutely correct, Neil. We better kill him first!