Rick! Where'd you find all that firewood?
Um, between my legs.
[takes the wood from Rick] Wish I'd thought of that.
Well, I wish you'd done it! I might want to have had children one day.
What a revolting thought!
This calls for a celebration! Vyv! Throw another record player on the fire!
Oh, certainly Michael [Begins throwing bits of Rick's chopped-up record player on the fire]
You Bastards! That's my record player!
You said it was your record player!
No I didn't Mike. I said let's throw Rik's record player on the fire...that will be good for a laugh!
Oh yeah, yeah it is yours Rick.
Yes, it is now give it back!
Ok!
[Hands back to him a burnt piece of his record player, to which Rick whines and hands it back to Vyvyan. He places it on the fire again.]
My parents gave me that record player for finishing my O Levels!
Vyvyan And by the looks of it you failed them all!
That's not true. I got a B for French, i got a C for divinity...
Rick, were all completely broke so we have to make sacrifices. I have generously donated my used tissue collection. Vyvyan has burnt everything Neil owns!
Yes, well never mind all that now. I'm more interested in sorting out this O level business. I got a 4 for Geo...[Neil moves the table and Rick hits his leg] Oowww!!!
Looks like supper's ready!
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