Rick, Mike and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rick

Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our license!

Mike

We don't.

Rick

But, haven't we got a license?

Mike

No.

Rick

But that makes me a criminal! [thinks about it] Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me as president! "People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licenses Against the Nazis!" [takes out pad and pen and starts writing] This is only the beginning!

Vyvyan

What are you going to do, Rick? Burn your bra?

Rick

[look at Vyvyan flatly] Well, someone's got to do it, Vyvyan! It's very easy to sit on your backside, isn't it?

Vyvyan

Not if you haven't got a bottom.