Hey! Wouldn't it be a-mazing if all this money was real?
That is the single most predictable... and BORING thing that anybody, could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.
What about 'Vyvyan'? I can say 'Vyvyan' can't I? That's boring.
You have won second prize in a beauty contest... [Rick Laughs] smash Rick over the head with the bank!
[Vyvyan does just that.]
It did not say that! Michael, Vyvyan is cheating!
Mike?
No, he's right, Rick. That's exactly what it says.
In biro, Mike! In biro over the top of the print!
But we had to change the rules because Monopoly's so boring!
Congratulations, it is your birthday, you may set fire to Rick's Bed.
Good one!
Get out of jail free: you may keep this card, sell it or stick it up Rick's bottom! Vyvyan, you've ruined the game!
I WAS BORED!
It gets worse! Neil's gone down to the garden to kill himself... and it's his go.
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