Well aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?
Oh yeah. Uh, this is a friend of mine called Mike... uh... this is a friend of mine called Neil...
Hello.
And that's a complete bastard I know called Rick.
[laughing] He's just joshing, Mrs. Vyvyan, we're actually terrific friends.
Ooh. He is a bastard, isn't he?
Tell me, Mrs Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?
[Vyvyan pushes Rick off his chair, knocking him onto the floor. Vyvyan's Mum steps over to Rick and kicks him.]
Now dear, why don't you come over here and tell me what you've been doing for the past 10 years?
Ok, Mum.
Not you. Zitface! [Picks Mike up from his seat] Him.
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