The X's · Season 1
Sir, satellite reconnaissance shows that the X's are at this facility. It is believed to be a new SUPERIOR training camp called...
Camp Katonka?! I... I went there when I was a kid. It was miserable. Mis-er-a-ble! And do you know why?
Because you don't know how to enjoy yourself?
(having just arrived at Camp Katonka in a tank) Greetings, fellow Katonkians! (starts laughing evilly until he sees no one in front of him) Hello? (Tuesday clears her throat and he looks up, seeing that she and her parents are waving at him from inside a cage hanging from a crane, then he writes in a notepad) Capture the X's: done.
Excellent work, sir.
You went to Camp Katonka? No way!
Don't you remember me?
Umm... nope.
You don't, uh, remember short-sheeting my bed?
Got nothin' here.
Gluing a skunk to my head?
Sorry.
Snake in my trunk? Leeches in my underwear? Scorpion in my shoe? TURBO-WEDGIES?!
Wait, are you that tall girl from Des Moines?
No!
Are you sure?
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