Your name is John, right? She has a message for you. She says you're a dog person.
Wait - Where did you get that? Who said that to you?
I told you. She's not gone.
S9 E11Audrey Pauley
S9 E12Underneath
A cop I know, a man I respect deeply, he told me one time you don't clock out at the end of your shift unless you know you did everything you could. That's what this is about - me not clocking out.
Somehow this person materialized inside a maximum security prison, killed an inmate, and then vanished into thin air.
Materialized how, like Casper the Friendly Ghost?
[End of the episode, where Reyes talks to a rattled Doggett, who is unable to believe that the one killer had two different appearances, one being the one that was shot, and the other now the one taken away, dead]
..So all that tonight was just you imagining things?
I can't accept this.. If you can, God love you - But that's not the way my mind works.
S9 E13Improbable
2,598,960 possible five-card hands. 1,277 flushes in any given suit. 1,098,240 ways to make two-pairs and yet.. the game can't beat a man - Man only beats himself.
What are you doing here?
I'm waiting for a friend.
At midnight? In a parking garage?
(looks to his arm where a watch would be, except there's no watch) He should be here any minute.
What's this about numbers?
(exasperated) Will you just..!
I'm very good with numbers.
The killer is driven by an impulse we believe is numerological.
Of course, he's a serial killer.
S9 E14Scary Monsters
LHAgent Leyla Harrison
Agent Doggett.. Both of you got in this car believing a little boy may be in danger. What's changed since then? Even if this isn't an X-file - which it is - what will it hurt to keep going? If Mulder were here, he'd keep going.
HHarrison
Agent Mulder wasted no time closing that case. I just try to think like him. What would Agents Mulder and Scully do if they were in this situation?
Agents Mulder and Scully aren't in this situation - Agents Doggett and Reyes are. I don't know about Agent Reyes, but Agent Doggett's going to sit his tired ass down.
GRGabe Rotter
(standing in Scully's kitchen as she performs an ad hoc necropsy) You gotta be freakin' kidding me. I can't believe you're cutting up a dead cat on your kitchen table.
Will you keep your voice down, please? You're going to wake my baby.
S9 E15Jump the Shark
Morris Fletcher?
MFMorris Fletcher
(perks up a little) Finally. What took you so long? You must be Reyes. Enchanté.
(rolls eyes) Yeah.
(referencing making a deal) The one that saves my furry pink ass. People are tryin' to kill me. Did you hear about my boat?
Yeah - Your female companion told us what she witnessed.
My fem... Oh, you mean they didn't kill.. (tries to think of her name)
Brittany? Brittney?
Brittany. Oh.. Oh, thank God she's still alive.
Agents, I'm tellin' ya, you don't want these three involved. I mean, they don't even have their ridiculous tinker toy gizmos. This place is like "How The Grinch Stole Radio Shack."
"Area 51 Exposé!" Ooo! (sarcastic) Where's your new issue? This one's a year old.
Back off, Skeezick.
(looking at Langly's t-shirt) So, who's Joey?
What? (Morris motions again at Langly's shirt) Joey Ramone? Leader of the greatest punk rock band in human history - Now shut up! (notices Morris looking at him closely) ..What?!
(sigh) What are you, 34, 35? Why don't you cut your hair and grow up, huh?
I need to remind you, Fletcher, that Doggett and Reyes aren't here to save you.
Get yourself a real hero, anyway - Not some dead teeny bopper.
(slams keyboard down and stands up, angry) You want to know why Joey Ramone's my hero? 'Cause people like you never managed to grind him down. They never stole his spirit. He never gave in, never gave up, and never sold out. Right till his last breath.. And he's not dead - Guys like that? They live forever.
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