You wanted to see me?
How was the opera?
Wonderful. I've never slept better. I don't like these hasty public meetings, Agent Mulder.
I'm sorry. I need your help.
It's over. The fat lady is singing.
S2 E17End Game
S2 E18Fearful Symmetry
Tell Scully I've been working out. I'm buff.
Langly couldn't join us. He has a philosophical aversion to having his image bounced off a satellite.
I'd be willing to admit the possibility of a tornado, but it's not really tornado season. I'd even be willing to entertain the notion of a black hole passing over the area or some cosmic anomaly but it's not really black hole season either . . . If I were a betting man, I'd say it was . . .
An invisible elephant?
I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear once.
KKyle
All animals should run free.
Even if that means trampling a man to death?
KKyle
Maybe he should have gotten out of the way.
I'm sure he would have if he had seen it coming.
[via video phone]
Beam me up, Scotty!
Anybody ever tell you the camera loves you, Frohike?
Yeah, the arresting officers at the "Free James Brown" rally.
S2 E19Død Kalm
Something very strange is going on here, Mulder.
Did they let you in to see Lieutenant Harper?
Yeah I saw somebody, but whether it was actually the Lieutenant...
What do you mean?
He looked about 90 years old. Off by about half a century. You don't seem too surprised.
Scully, what do you know about the Philadelphia Experiment?
It was a program during World War II, to render battleships invisible to radar.
On July 8, 1944, the USS Eldridge did more than just hide from radar screens. It vanished from the Philadelphia Navy Yard... Only to reappear minutes later, hundred of miles away in Norfolk, Virgina.
I found a children's book of Norse legends. From what I can tell, the pictures show the end of the world - not in a sudden firestorm of damnation as the Bible teaches us, but in a slow covering blanket of snow. First the moon and the stars will be lost in a dense white fog, then the rivers and the lakes and the sea will freeze over. And finally a wolf named Skoll will open his jaws and eat the sun, sending the world into an everlasting night. I think I hear the wolf at the door.
Mulder...When they found me, after the doctors and even my family had given up, I experienced something that I never told you about. Even now it's hard to find the words. But there's one thing I'm certain of. As certain as I am of this life, we have nothing to fear when it's over.
I always thought when I got older I'd maybe take a cruise somewhere. This isn't exactly what I had in mind. The service on this ship is terrible, Scully.
S2 E20Humbug
I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-headed, jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed, naked guy I saw.
(Upon being told that Dr. Blockhead could make his testicles shrivel up inside him) Oh, mine are doing that as we speak.
I got the impression that Glazebrook wasn't the only sideshow performer residing here.
HHHepcat Helm
Who are the rubes?
SHSheriff Hamilton
These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder. This is Hepcat Helm, he operates a carnival funhouse.
HHHepcat Helm
Oh man, how many times have I told you not to call it that. It's not some rinky dink carny ride. People go through it, they don't have fun, they get the hell scared out of them. It's not a funhouse, it's a tabernacle of terror.
SHSheriff Hamilton
It's a funhouse.
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